What do you call a puppy playing in the snow? 

A chili dog!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. 

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

How does Moses brew tea?

Hebrews. 

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on it. 

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