Can January March?

No, but April May

Do you want to hear the joke about the piece of paper?

No. 

That’s okay. It was tearible anyways.

1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow. 1’s hands got so cold that they went numb. 2’s hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.

Have you seen the O-Ryan belt review on yelp?

3 stars!

My plan was to skip shoveling and just let the snow melt.

It wasn’t well thawed out.

Do you know about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little bit of space. 

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

What did the matcha say to the tea?

We’re a matcha made it heaven!

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